If All You Have Is A Hammer – Every Problem Looks Like A Nail

Thor Being The Exception … Of Course.

This chap has long been in the camp that the “‘pro analysts’ have no clue as to what is happening at Apple.”

This ‘billy doo’ from ‘my man Horace’.

He is of course right … particularly when he writes…

“This common misconception of Apple is why it continues to be valued at a deep discount to not only peer companies who are services oriented (Google, Facebook, Microsoft and Amazon) but also at a discount to the overall market (the S&P 500).
Apple, since its inception, has always been oriented around its customers, not its products. The questions asked by management are “what can the company do to deliver experiences and satisfaction” rather than “what products can the company build”.
Every company is bound by its capabilities but the best companies re-shape these bounds because they are defined by priorities.”

A long long time ago some chap once said … and this chap paraphrases … ‘the punter doesn’t want a drill … they want a hole in the wall’ … see what I did there?

Apple Is Doomed!

Who’s Doing The Work Here?

This chap received this link from the other chap just a couple of days ago.

The English Word That Hasn’t Changed in Sound or Meaning in 8,000 Years

Seemed interesting, read it through, yup … interesting. Before you click through … have a think … what word do you think it is?

Spoiler alert … this chap didn’t even think of this as an English word to begin with. Just goes to show. No?

Meanwhile … if a chap can send a chap a link, can’t the chap post a link to save the chap from having to post himself?

An Offer You Can’t Refuse

Bloomberg reporting on a ‘possible’ inflated market.

This chap has been commenting for a while now that the ‘possibility’ the other chaps talk about is (shall we say) an ‘optimistic spin’ at best and that ‘possibility’ should be spelt C-E-R-T-A-I-N-T-Y. By itsself, the article is not so interesting, but when seen in the light of something Stowe Boyd wrote in his newsletter this morning, its worth a post. …

He had read the NYT’s piece about WeWork’s upcoming ‘offer you can’t refuse’ – AKA – IPO – noting that their losses as measured against their profits were on the high side (but nothing new there – its table stakes!). But he went on …

My follow-up question is this: What happens to WeWork in an economic downturn, when many of its thousands of short-term renters may opt to move out, while the company still has to pay on its long-term leases?

Stowe Boyd

What indeed? AirBNB, Uber, Lyft none of them have such commitments.

It’s as if the founders of WeWork have no experience of a down market …. oh wait …

Shameless Self Promotion

Well … maybe not exactly ‘shameless’!

Being English and all … this chap finds it hard to get into the whole ‘self-promotion- thing and so often lets it all scoot by. But on this occasion he’s going to make an exception.

It’s all self-explanatory – but suffice to say this chaps first dalliance with fiction – at least published fiction. My thanks to Mr. Larry Tyler and Dennis Pitocco for the support and encouragement.

My Story.

Confused? Why?

It’s the modern way.

Down in LA, The Times reports How Congress can stop Trump from going to war with Iran ….

“The Prevention of Unconstitutional War with Iran Act of 2019, recently introduced in the Senate by New Mexico Democrat Tom Udall and in the House by California Democrat Anna Eshoo, would do that. No single person should be able to commit the lives of our young men and women to war without full debate by our elected representatives.”

This chap is surprised (sad?) that such an Act even needs to be introduced, but we live in strange times. Meanwhile … over on CNN, they are reporting Trump’s irritation with top aides grows over Iran strategy.

Seems as if the Pompeo and saber rattling of Bolton (particularly), but let’s not rule out Pompeo, is unsettling the man himself … not just the nation … who says we can’t be united?

Cooking With Gas

This was going to be just a test – but I have a feeling it could be more – like a whole new workflow that is emerging … and could reinvigorate this sadly abandoned blog – let’s see how it goes and if it works … well who knows – this chap at least will be back in action.

It’s All In The Set Up

A few days in London is a blog post by Gotham Gal, who writes;

The greatest thing we can do as citizens of the world is to go and visit other cities, learn about their cultures, see different landscapes and experience something else.

Makes total sense to this chap …in fact couldn’t agree more.

Confused therefore as to why she then she goes on to write;

We got into town, dropped off our bags and went to lunch at Kiln.

and then went on to write a long boring post about Kiln, complete with pictures of what they all ate.

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This chap pursued the post to the end … expecting to find deep revelations and / or a connection to how the food, drink, company and ambiance all connected to her opening paragraph.

This was the final paragraph ;

We walked around a bit before meeting friends for dinner at Hide, a new spot across the street from Green Park. Big on wines and flowers. Nice seeing friends and drinking many bottles of wine before walking home for the evening.

Time to remove her from my news feed.

Unclear On The Principle

The signs were very clear, any small containers with liquids needed to be removed from the luggage and put into a separate see-through plastic bag – duly provided below said signs. You then – and only then – move on to the security check line.

A woman, four places in front of this chap must have missed the signs and is asked to unpack her luggage and ‘decant’ right there in the security line.

You would have thought that seeing her going through this might have jogged the woman three places in front of this chap into action.

Negatory.

Maybe seeing two women unpack their bags on the inspection line might have reminded the woman two places in front of me.

Seemingly not.

The woman immediately in front of me turned to look at me and said

“Could I apologize on behalf of my gender.”

Apology accepted. We watched, without movement, along with the small line behind us as the other lines moved through at a pace.